Bandit Update
"Behold! The amazing strap buckle will lock down that fridge. Your dog will be bemused and befuddled. Its tastefully modern style will brighten any cooking space. Food stored in the fridge will taste better. It'll even take out the trash and wipe down the counter tops. Buy it now for $1.99. That's right, folks, I said $1.99. For less than two dollars you can have this mighty marvel of the kitchen."
I tried it out and it did befuddle my dog. She can't open the fridge. Instead she opened every cabinet door in the kitchen, even the ones she could only reach by standing on the counters. I found one of my beloved English pint glasses shattered on the floor.
That dog!
posted by Paul @ 3:23 PM
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"I tried it out and it did befuddle my dog."
Yes, but did it bemuse your dog? If not, you might want to get a refund.
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It bemused ME as I stared at the shards of broken glass everywhere and wondered why, of all the cabinets, she would be so damned interested in the drinking wares.
Oh, wait. That wasn't bemusement. That was annoyance. Yeah, somebody owes me $1.99.
(by the way, the deleted comment was my own. I was playing around with the settings on the blog and accidentally deleted my comment above. no censorship here. unless I don't like you. then it's on. your voice will be a silent vacuum. at least in this itty bitty tiny fraction of a space on the internet controlled by me. bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!)
I refuse to believe that an innocent looking dog like gippers would do such terrible things!!! I have heard it on good authority that orange cats are very adept at opening doors, etc. Do you have an orange cat? Because if you do you might want to interrogate him. I mean, look at the face of that dog in the earlier blog. That is the face of a dog who has been framed. That's right. Framed.
Regardless, it's a shame about the English pint glass.
Now that you mention it--where is that smug looking orange cat?
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